Total Medals Earned: 90 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,930 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (150/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Get a secret ending...
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (245/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal